Our Top Five Favorite Songs (and why they are our favorite)

1.  Call Me Maybe (Carly Rae Jepsen) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic&ob=av3e]-  We like this song because its catchy hook leaves us a lil manic and foaming at the mouth.  There's nothing we enjoy more than jamming to some Carly Rae with while big bois P-Menace and F-Dilly maniacally gouge our legs.  Also, this is why we have to clear our internet history before lending our computers to others.
2.  Gucci Gucci (Kreayshawn) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4]-  We like to believe that we are the equivalent of Kreayshawn and V-Nasty, hence our blog nicknames.  We're also both jealous of the classiness of the string hanging out of her nose that connects to her ear. One of us literally has dreams where she becomes Kreyshawn and holding back soft, soft sobs, struck by the pain of never being that gucci  And finally, remember, Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada.
3.  Sounds of Silence (Simon and Garfunkel) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4&feature=fvst]-  We use this song as our power tool for shutting down a conversation.  It's not a slow termination, it's immediate.  We last sang this in the trunk of a car on New Year's Eve.  There was a casual banter happening in the front from which we felt discluded.  One low mutter of "the souuuuuuuunds of sileeeeeence," and the car broke into a deafening silence and uncomfortably nervous glances.  This song is to be used for emergencies only.
4.  Hair (Gavin Creel) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFy-yzj02FE]-  We often find ourselves in situations in the trunks of cars.  Here begins another one of the those stories.  Whilst attempting to cause another uncomfortable silence, L-Nasty (equipped with all the lyrics) initiated Hair.  Unfortunately, R-Nasty did not know any of the song.  So L-Nasty was forced to whisper the lyrics to her before each line.  This in fact became an even stronger asset as everyone in the car began to fear us.
5.  Person of Interest (Rebecca Black) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljbZKQIUZvM]-  Finally, we come to Rebecca Black.  "When she sings, we listen, and we like that."  While some may say that Friday was the peak of her career, we beg to differ.  Justin Bieber is not child-like enough, so the boy in this video really gets us going, yeah.  We also admire her lack of shame in ending every sentence with yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah.