Dozens of Cousins with Whale Sharks

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Livia and Rory: Chicago/DC; L-Nasty and R-Nasty here! We’re not friends, we’re cousins. We like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. We do not like making love at midnight, because we are cousins and that is incest. We sometimes get jiggy wit it. We swim with sharks and run with (mechanical) bulls. We once spent a week trying to catch bunnies with trash bags. We failed. We enjoy shutting down conversations by simply walking in a room. L-Nasty can lay down a funky beat, and R-Nasty likes to get dirty to some Simon and Garfunkel. Read on, fellow whale sharkers!