IN WHICH WE COUNT HOW MANY TIMES L-NASTY SAYS UM

Hey lovers! So there was an original version which L-Nasty refers to in our excellent vlog, but we cut it out because it was 6 minutes of one of us umming and being uncomfortable. This is still uncomfortable, but doesn't give you the sympathy sweats or make you feel oddly violated (two complaints we've received). To recap what was covered in the atrocity some of you saw: A friend (hcushman shoutout!) and I were on a long bus ride, so i brought what i remembered to be one of my children's books along with me to read to her on the bus. My mom used to read it to me, and now that i see it, it was definitely written for someone other than a five-year-old whose favorite book was Everybody Poops (i mean, it still is). There is a lot of strange nudity (nipples in weird places?) and the main character is a woman named Pierre who is gender fluid. So I read it at the top of my lungs in an indeterminate accent for half an hour until the bus driver stopped the bus, got out, and made a personal phone call for 15 minutes. I feel that the only reason for this was because he was extremely close to bitch-slapping me and needed to take a personal moment. Mr. Bus Driver, i gotcha.