Fun activities you should try (maybe)

1.  Dress yourselves in paper bags for a photo shoot.

2.  Nickname all your close relatives after dictators.  Examples we have used include Kim Jong-il I, Mao Zedong, and Joseph Stalin.

3.  Make a blog.  Write about all about feces and post it on facebook.

4.  Wait until your grandpa refurbishes the rubber bumpers on the dock, then proceed to saw them off with butter knives.

5.  Tell the above story at your grandfather's funeral while people look at you as though you are mutants.

6.  Make collages from tampax and skinny cow advertisements.

7.  Decide to go for an enjoyable bike ride in the Northwoods.  Make sure your bike chain falls off.  Stop passersby.  Make sure they are dressed in only Harley Davidson clothing and have large, grey beards.  Use their phone to call for help while peeing yourself.

8.  Dress up as forced laborers in mumus and caftans and eat dinner off the floor.  Try to flinch every time someone talks to you.

9.  Sleep on a raft all night long.  Make sure it's freezing and that coyotes are howling in the (not so far off) distance.  It is imperative that you lose your blanket to the lake whilst urinating all over yourself.
10.  Poop in the ocean.  See if it floats!